Category Archives: Next Meeting

Next Meeting, 5th August 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 5th August 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub has now started doing “basket meals”, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Cubed (rulesreview and how-to-play video).  This is a very simple, sort of 3D, hexagonal/trioominoes domino game which plays relatively quickly and, at least in theory, with a lot of players.

Cubed
– Image from cubedthegame.com, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of Dominoes…

Jeff had been having a drink in Faringdon after work.  As he left the Old Crown in the Market place, a sign caught his eye and he went into the shop to find out more.

“Your sign outside says three strippers for £4.99,” said Jeff. “Are we talking topless or fully nude here please?”

“Sir,” replied the guy behind the counter, “This is Domino’s Pizza—they’re chicken strippers.”

“Ahhh…” Jeff responded.  “OK, now the pricing makes sense… How long is each dance please?”

Next Meeting, 22nd July 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 22nd July 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub has just started doing “basket meals”, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, to mark the announcement of the Spiel des Jahres winners, the “Feature Game” will be Looot (rules, review, how-to-play video).  This is a resource collection and management game where players take on the role of Vikings conquering new territory and building their village.

Looot
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of Vikings…

Jeff was working in a fancy-dress shop, so when he and his mates decided to form a disco pop band they each chose a costume. Jeff dressed up as Viking, Joe as a Caribbean pirate, Jim as a Mongol, Jon as a Bedouin raider, Jack as a Spanish conquistador.

The called themselves The Pillage People…

Next Meeting, 8th July 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 8th July 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be the the shiny new game, Emberleaf (rules, rules summary, short review, three minute overview video, longer how-to-play video).  This is a “card dancing” (explanation video) and tile placement game from the same stable as The Isle of Cats.

Emberleaf
– Image from kickstarter.com, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of dancing…

Jeff and Joe were at the village festival watching the dog show.  Unusually, as well as the usual categories of “waggiest tail” and “cutest puppy”, there was also “best dancer”.  Thinking he might be in with a chance, Jeff entered his three-legged spaniel puppy, Elvis.

Joe was was a bit puzzled as Elvis was really a very happy dog and really quite cute.  So he asked, “Jeff, why did you choose to enter Elvis in the “best dancer” category, when he’s such a waggy dog and really very cute.  With his, um, “impairment”, surely he’d be in with a better chance in one of the other categories?”

“Nah,” replied Jeff, “He’s gonna win the dancing category, because all the other dogs have two left feet…”

Next Meeting, 24th June 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 24th June 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be the Ein Auftrag geht noch (aka Just One More Contract…) expansion to the popular push-your-luck sailing game Port Royal (rules, review, how-to-play video, expansion summary).  This is a light card game where players are trying to earn as much as they can from the Caribbean Sea, but if they set their goals too high, they might take home nothing.

Port Royal
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of sailors…

It was a dark, stormy, night at sea and Jeff was on his first assignment on-board ship—guard duty.  The Captain stepped out taking his dog for a walk and Jeff, slightly nervous snapped to attention, made a near-perfect salute, and snapped out, “Good Evening, sir!”

The Captain, who was out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said, “Good evening Seaman, nice night, isn’t it?”  Well it wasn’t a nice night, but Jeff wasn’t going to disagree with the Captain, so Jeff saluted again and replied “Yes sir!”.

The Captain continued, “You know there’s something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it’s really relaxing. Don’t you agree?”  Jeff didn’t agree, but then he was just a seaman, so without hesitation, he responded, “Yes sir!”

Then the Captain, pointing at the dog said, “This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train.” Jeff glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said, ” Yes sir!”  The Captain continued, “I got this dog for my wife.” Without thinking, Jeff replied, “Good trade, sir!”

Next Meeting, 10th June 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 10th June 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Sierra (rules).  This is a shiny new game about traveling the Andes that received a UK preview at UK Games Expo ten days ago.  As we have a pre-release copy (flown in specially), we thought we’d take advantage of it to give the game an outing.

Sierra
– Image from philibertnet.com

And speaking of The Andes…

Jeff and Joe were enjoying a drink one evening when Jeff mused, “Whenever you see photos of people in the Andes they are always dressed in woolly ponchos, why do you think that is?”

His mate replied, “I dunno, perhaps because that place is Chile…?”

Next Meeting, 27th May 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 27th May 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Flip 7 (rules, tutorial video, review).  This is a quick, push-your-luck card game along the lines of Blackjack that recently won a Golden Geek award and received a nomination for the Spiel des Jahres.

Flip 7
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of card games…

Jeff was chatting to Joe over a pint one evening.

“My wife says she’s leaving because of my obsession with Poker,” said Jeff.  “But I think she’s bluffing…”

Next Meeting, 13th May 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 13th May 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Moon (rules, tutorial video, review).  This is a card drafting game where players construct bases, vying to build the new lunar capital.

Moon
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of the moon…

Jeff was chatting to Joe over a pint. “I’d really love to travel to the moon,” sighed Joe.

“Me too, but it is too expensive.” replied Jeff. “The costs are simply out of this world…”

Next Meeting, 29th April 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 29th April 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Creature Comforts (rules, tutorial video, review).  In this game, players spend Spring, Summer, and Autumn gathering different resources from the forest and spending them to collect items that will home a more inviting place while the world outside is covered in a layer of snow in the Winter.

Creature Comforts
– Image by BGG contributor hipopotam

And speaking of snow…

Last year, Jeff and his wife had bought themselves a tandem for Christmas, but the first chance they got to try it out was January when there was snow on the ground. Reluctant to put off the excitement any longer they decided to take it out anyhow.

It was freezing cold out, and riding a tandem can be a little tricky especially when it is icy, but after a couple of tries and a few near misses, they were going.

“Hey, l-l-look at us!” cried Jeff. “We’re riding a b-icicle built for two!”

Next Meeting, 22nd April 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 22nd April 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be the Newleaf expansion to Everdell (base game rules, tutorial video, review; Newleaf rules, tutorial video, review).  This expansion adds new critters, constructions and events, but most significantly the new railway station.

Everdell: Newleaf
– Image from board-game.co.uk

And speaking of trains…

Jeff was on a train to Penzance, but when the guard came round round to check the tickets he noticed Jeff had a ticket for Camborne.

“Sorry sir, this train don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays, you’ll have to get off at Redruth” said the Guard.

“But I simply MUST get off at Camborne—I have an important meeting to attend and if I get off at Redruth, I’ll miss my appointment,” pleaded Jeff.

“I’m very sorry sir, this train don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays,” said the Guard again.

“Isn’t there anything you can do?” Jeff begged.

“Hold on sir, I’ll go ask the driver if he can make an unscheduled stop,” said the Guard and toddled off.

On his return he explained, “The train is already late, all the driver can do is slow down through Camborne. So what I’ll do is get you to come up to the front carriage and I’ll hang you out the door.  You start running in the air and when your legs are going fast enough, I’ll lower you onto the platform.”

Unfortunately the driver forgot to slow down at Camborne and Jeff was pumping his legs furiously as they approached the platform.

“Faster, you need to go much faster,” said the guard.  Jeff’s little legs were a-blur and finally the Guard thought he was air-running fast enough, so as the platform approached he lowered Jeff onto the start of the platform. Off he shot along Camborne platform, desperately trying to slow down as the end of the short platform approached.  He was just slowing to jogging pace as the rear of the train passed him, when a door opened in the last carriage and a pair of hands grabbed him and hauled him onboard.

“You’re lucky to catch this train mate, it don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays…”

Next Meeting, 8th April 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 8th April 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Fire Tower (rules, review, How to Play video), a competitive game where players order air drops of water, and plan the building of firebreaks in order to combat the blaze.  Although the base game only plays four, we have the Rising Flames expansion which adds a fifth player.

Fire Tower
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of fire…

The recent lovely weather mean Jeff had been cooking outside in the garden—he was blazing a trail in the barbecue world, where the steaks are always high.