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Next Meeting, 14th May 2024

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 14th May 2024.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Faraway (review, rules, “How to Play” video).  This is a game where players are exploring the mysterious land of Alula in search of its secrets, meeting its inhabitants and listing its wonders in order to gain more fame than everyone else.  We played this a few weeks back and it was so popular that we thought we’d make it the Feature for an evening so more of us could try it.

Faraway
– Image from boardGOATS

And speaking of explorers…

Jeff was exploring the rain forest, when, after a few weeks, he stumbled across a large clearing. Right in the middle of the clearing was an enormous bull elephant, lying on its side, motionless. As Jeff cautiously approached the elephant, he could see that it wasn’t breathing and a small trickle of blood was running down the elephant’s neck.

He eyed the trickle of blood back up to its source, where a tiny Pygmy tribesman sat, stark naked, with a wide grin on his face.

“Oh no!” exclaimed Jeff.  “What on earth happened?”

“It’s dead”, replied the Pygmy, from on top of the giant elephant. “I killed it.”

Jeff was horrified and amazed in equal measure. “But this beautiful elephant is huge… It must weigh at least four tons… and you’re only 3ft tall. How on earth did you manage to kill it?”

“Easy”, said the Pygmy. “I did it with my club.”

“Your club?”, replied Jeff.  “It must have been a pretty big club.”

“It is”, said the Pygmy.  “There’s three hundred of us in it…”

16th April 2024

Everyone seemed more keen on standing around and chatting that playing, but eventually, once everyone had arrived, people started dividing up into groups.  Ivory began by leading Jade, Sapphire and Cobalt to the other side of the room to play the “Feature Game“, which was the new “hotness” Let’s Go! To Japan.  In this game, players are travelers planning, then experiencing their own dream holiday in Japan.  Played over thirteen rounds, players draw activity cards place them in different days in their week-long itinerary. These can’t-miss tourist attractions have players traveling between Tokyo and Kyoto as they try to maximize their experience by optimising their activities while balancing resources.

Let's Go! To Japan
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In each of the thirteen rounds, players draw cards according to the pre-organised sequence.  For example, there are two decks of cards (Tokyo and Kyoto), and for the first four rounds, players take one card from each deck, keep one and add it to their tableau assigning it to one of the days of their dream, then pass the second card to their neighbour.  In the fifth round, players take the four cards they’ve been given and then they place two in their tableau and pass two on, and so on.  Once eighteen cards have been played (three on each of the six days), the game is over and players take their planned trip, activating each of their cards in order, starting on Monday and work their way through to Saturday.

Let's Go! To Japan
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There is a catch:  where there is a swap between the two decks, players have to move between the cities of Tokyo and Kyoto by playing a Luxury Train Ticket which they can acquire during the game.  Each of these is worth two points.  If players do not have enough tokens to cover each change, they play a Regular Train Ticket from the supply which costs them two points.  Activating cards involves moving the players’ five Experience tokens along a track, increasing or decreasing their Mood, Stress and Happiness, gaining points and then evaluating the requirements for the Highlight of the Day depicted on the final card of the day.  If these requirements have been fulfilled, the player gets bonus points and the player with the most points at the end of the game is the winner.

Let's Go! To Japan
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The game rattled along very quickly with swift turns and the added bonus that setup was quite rapid too.  As a result, it was easily under forty-five minutes before everyone was explaining their plan and scoring it.  That said it was hard to keep track of what everyone was doing.  Ivory was the first to fill a day and managed to get everything aligned to get the top bonus of a Luxury Train ticket. Although this was very nice, it in no way indicated Ivory was going to get a big score.  Jade and Cobalt quickly followed suit, Cobalt also gaining Luxury Train Tickets (which he got quite a few of throughout the game), and Jade got quite a lot of the second best reward, choosing Wild Tokens that would be really useful at the end of game to ensure meeting Highlight of the Day/End of Game objectives.

Let's Go! To Japan
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Sapphire was spreading his activities out a little bit more, but as the game went on he also managed to build a large store of wild tokens.  At the start of the game, Jade and Sapphire (who were not sitting next to each other) focused more on Kyoto, whereas Ivory and Cobalt were playing a lot more Tokyo cards.  Inevitably, however,  everyone ended up going to both cities and need Train Tickets as a result. Cobalt and Jade were the only people who choose to grab research tokens; Cobalt used one of these mid-game and managed to manipulate his hand so he ensured he passed nothing of use to Jade, much to his annoyance.  Otherwise, everyone worked on their mental health and managed to keep their stress down scoring positive points for the trip.

Let's Go! To Japan
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At the end of the game, Sapphire, Jade and Ivory had minimized their travel between the two cities though, whereas Cobalt required a lot of trains:  as he had lots of Luxury Train Tickets he actually increased his score significantly with these.  Jade had not picked up enough Luxury Train Tickets, so was stuck on commuter trains causing him to lose a lot of points. Sapphire ended up with a quick return trip between Kyoto and Tokyo on his last day, but that was acceptable because you should always go out your way for Sake!

Let's Go! To Japan
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Scoring took longer than usual as everyone gave a detailed description of their trip. Both Cobalt and Sapphire scored well on every day of their trip, with Cobalt slightly ahead thanks to his Luxury Train Tickets.  Sapphire managed to complete all his Highlight of the Day objectives though without using his wild tokens, so he cashed these in at the end of the game to push all his tokens into the next scoring zone and subsequently won the game by two points from Cobalt.  It had been a highly enjoyable experience though, enhanced by the beautiful components, especially the extremely pretty, but totally over the top ceramic component bowls!

Let's Go! To Japan
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From there, the group then played a game of Faraway, a light game set on the mysterious continent of Alula with its ever-changing geography, shaped after the rhythm of the seasons.  On each turn, players play a card from a hand of three.  As play is simultaneous, players must take into account the priority system in all their choices—being last to pick a card leaves fewer options and often less profitable choices for later turns.  During the game, players will play a row of eight cards in front of them, from left to right. These cards represent the regions they will come across while exploring the lands. Characters on these cards will give victory points if the player later fulfills the conditions they demand.  At the end of the game, players walk back along the same route, scoring cards in the opposite order to that they were played in—and therein lies the heart of the game-play.

Faraway
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Throughout the game, the cards played serve both to set new objectives, and to meet ones played previously.  This time, Ivory started quickly out of the traps playing the highest card and subsequently getting the last pick in the following round, which was a minor hindrance. As the game went on, the order of picking the cards changed each time and everyone managed to pick first at some point, although it did seem like Sapphire and Ivory had the greatest varieties, mostly either being first or last!  Jade was very quick off the mark getting lots of maps which gave him a significant card advantage throughout the game as he could look at four or five cards and pick the best one. Ivory also didn’t do too badly with maps.

Faraway
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It eventually became clear that Jade had managed to play his cards in such a way he was always playing a higher card than his last card giving him an additional secondary card, but he was also able to fulfill the requirements to score the objective on that card even though it would need fulfilling earlier in the journey.  Come the end of game scoring and going on their journey, both Cobalt and Ivory had slightly take their eye of the ball and missed fulfilling the requirements of some of their cards and thus missed out on points they though we were going to get. In the end, it was very close for second place Sapphire just taking it, while everyone was thrashed by Jade.

Faraway
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On the next table, Green was keen to play Lost Ruins of Arnak, and was eventually joined by Black and Plum.  This game combines deck-building and worker placement with resource management.  Players start with six cards in their deck, two Money, two Compasses and two Fear cards, and draw five of these to play.  As in the original deck-builder, Dominion, or in the racing games, Flamme Rouge and Snow Tails, Fear cards clog up players’ decks and more are acquired as the game progresses.  But also as in Dominion, there are ways to “exile” cards during the game.  So, players can try to keep a tight deck with minimal cards, or try to buy lots of cards that work well together.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Players then have two meeples each that can be sent to locations on the map, to either discover or use an action Location.  These generally give Resources plus some additions like draw a card, or gain a Fear card etc.. Each new site also has a Creature guarding it, which, if beaten, will give points and a small one-time bonus.  The Research Track is where players spend three of the resources, Tablets, Arrows and Jewels. Each player has two tokens which move up the same track giving different rewards as it ascends. Thematically, you can’t write stuff in the notebook until you find it with your magnifying glass, so the former can never overtake the latter on the track. And of course, the notebook gives cooler rewards.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Players get one action each per turn, until everyone has passed signalling the end of the round, and the game finishes after five rounds.  At the end of the game, Points are awarded for Cards, for progress on the Research Track, for discovering Locations and for beating Creatures; the player with the most points at the end is the winner.  This time, early in the game, Green pointed out to Plum that she could use an Idol gained by defeating a Guardian to give her the resources she needed to go up the Research Track.  That gave Plum an Assistant and she picked one that turned a Boot into an Arrowhead.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Green bought the card Plum had been eying up, which let players rid themselves of Fear cards (worth minus one point), and therefore seemed like a good use for a Boot/Fear.  It was pointed out later, however, that any card could be used in place of the Boot as all other transport types work for Boot icons.  Plum then got an Assistant that could upgrade a resource, which in practice she used turn Arrowheads into a Rubies as that was all she had by the end of the rounds.  She also managed to get ahead with her Explore magnifying glass token and was the first to a new level on a couple of occasions, which gave her valuable bonuses.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Green picked up a couple of Fear cards from leaving Guardians undefeated; Black got at least one as well, but Plum managed to dodge them.  Both Black and Green got useful Artifact Cards where they could get lots of resources.  It was a little way in that the group noticed the slight Rules Malfunction:  although players were putting their new cards at the bottom of their Draw pile, players were then shuffling the Draw and Discard piles together before drawing new cards.  This gave an extra bit of randomness that this time, worked in Plum’s favour.  For example, she had an item card that gave a Compass per worker when it was played, and it seemed to put in a lot of appearances.  In contrast, all the cards Green had bought didn’t come out until the final round—he got the balance of the bad luck.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Black picked up an Assistant which helped him cycle through his cards which helped mitigate the randomness a little, though there were a couple of occasions when someone took the location he had been working towards. Right at the end of the game, when Plum had managed to reach the top of the Explore/Research Track with her magnifying glass, she was able to use the Icons on her board to get the resources needed to pick up one of the most valuable Temple Tiles—worth eleven points. Green, however, scored almost twice that of the others for his Idols and Black top-scored for his item and artifact cards.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
– Image by boardGOATS

It was the Temple points, together with the extra points Plum got for getting to the top of the Explore/Research Track that ultimately made the difference, giving her a total of sixty-nine points, thirteen more than Green who took second place.  Both Plum and Green had played before, though most of their previous games had been online where the administration of the card shuffling was done for them, hence the Rules Malfunction.  It was Black’s first game, and despite the rules issue and not scoring as well as the other two, he still really enjoyed the game, so there is a good chance it will get another outing in the not too distant future.

Lost Ruins of Arnak
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Meanwhile, that left six players; Pink was keen to give his favourite panda game another outing, so Pine and Lime joined him in a game of Zoo Break.  This is a cooperative game, where players work together to try to prevent animals escaping from Bedlam Zoo.  On their turn, players roll the die to decide how many Action Points they get, then, after carrying out their turn, flip a Escape Card and a then a Move Card to determine what gets out of its cage and what moves.  Players have to avoid getting trampled on or bitten by the animals, while catching them and then locking them in their cages.

Zoo Break
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The group started well, or at least it started well from Pink’s perspective when he was cuddled by a Panda (one of his real-life wishes).  However, the game did not go so well.  There are a number of optional variants, and the group had chosen to use the “Faulty Lock” Variant which means that if an escape card is drawn for animals who have already been locked up, the die is rolled to determine whether there are escapees.  This turned out to make things just a bit too difficult and a Coral snake quickly made a bid for freedom, and as it’s a dangerous animal, that was that.  One snake might not seem like much, but there were another five lining up in front of the gate and three tigers too, so it really did not go well.

Zoo Break
– Image by boardGOATS

Reluctant to leave it like that, the trio decided to give it another try, this time without the “Faulty Lock” Variant.  This second try went better, though at one point two elephants got very close to the exit.  The situation was rescued by peanuts which enticed them to the Snack Stall where they were eventually captured.  There was some extensive rules reading to decide whether Pandas were considered “Dangerous” so only one escaping would trigger failure.  The group concluded that Pandas were not Dangerous animals after all though, and four Pandas roaming the streets would not lead to closure of the Zoo (though perhaps the Chinese government would not be appreciative).

Zoo Break
– Image by boardGOATS

In the end, the distinction wasn’t necessary, none of the Pandas got out, though one Capuchin did manage to escape.  That was all, however, and once the group finally rounded up the last of the mad Meercat escapees, the writing was on the wall and the Zoo was saved.  The other games were still underway, so once the charming wooden animals had been tucked away, the trio opted for a couple of rounds of Coloretto.  This is a charming little card game which is the core of the, arguably better known board game, Zooloretto.

Coloretto
– Image by boardGOATS

The game is very simple:  Players either draw a Chameleon card from the deck and add it to one of the Carts, or take the cards on one of the Carts and add them to their tableau, stepping out until everyone else has taken a Cart.  Each Cart has three spaces and players core points for their three largest sets of cards and negative points for any others.  The player with the most points at the end of the round after the trigger card is revealed is the winner.  The clever part is the scoring for sets, which uses the Triangular Number sequence and means that later cards are worth a lot more than the early ones.

Coloretto
– Image by boardGOATS

When the Golden Chameleon card came out, there was some discussion about the difference between it and the multi-coloured Chameleon.  Blue, on the next table was consulted, and explained that it meant the person who takes it gets an extra card drawn from the top of the deck.  With that sorted, the game continued.  The group played two games and both were close, especially between Pine and Pink with Pink just edging it for the first game by two points and Pine just beating Pink by a single point in the second.  Both games were won by Lime, however, and by a larger margin, taking the first by four points and the second by six.

Coloretto
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The last table included three players, Blue, Purple and Byzantium.  They were the last to start, and were somewhat torn between two of the current hot games in the group, Wyrmspan and Meadow.  After some discussion, the group went for what was probably the easier of the two, and gave Meadow its their outing in three consecutive meetings.  A light to medium card collection game, it was new to both Purple and Byzantium, so Blue explained the rules.  Most of the game is built round a Card Market with players placing an Action Token and taking a card into their hand, before playing a card from their hand.

Meadow
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This aspect of the game has led to some reviewers comparing the game to Splendor, though there is a lot more to the game than that.  In addition to the Market, there is a second Campfire board, which allows players to carry out special actions, and also claim Bonus points. for cards in their tableau.  The first time the game was played, there was a token included erroneously from the Envelope U mini-expansion, and last time the game got an outing, there was a minor rules malfunction where the four players ended up playing on the three-player board.  So although the game has been played three times in fairly quick succession, this time was the first time the game was played by the rules as written, probably.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Players start with a hand of cards, including one from the North deck (which is only introduced halfway through the game)—this last card is typically more worth more but is difficult to play, so is a good way to get a steer in the early stages of the game.  As well as the other cards in their starting hand, another key strategy lead is the Bonus points obtained from the Campfire board.  These are obtained by placing a Bonus point token between two Icons, but in order to do so, the player must have those icons in their tableau.  Since each bonus place can only be claimed once, this element of the game is something of a race between those who want to compete for these points.

Meadow
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This time, the Icons drawn at random and placed round the Campfire included the relatively scarce Cottage, Fence and Garden Bird as well as the Wolf and Hawk which only come out in the second half of the game, when the North deck is introduced.  This made the Bonus points hard to claim. Although neither Blue nor Byzantium appreciated it at the time, although most Wolf cards are in the North deck, this copy of the game included the Seal promo card, which is a Wolf card that hides in the South Deck.  As it was key to getting bonus points, when it came out, both Blue and Byzantium spotted it, but Blue got to it first, and that turned out to be critical to her Bonus point objectives as Byzantium pinched the other spots early.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Meanwhile, Purple was busy collecting frogs and very effectively daisy-chaining cards to give her points.  As the game moved into its final rounds, Byzantium struggled to get a Landscape card that he could play without needing too many difficult prerequisites.  In spite of the frustrations when players can’t get cards, the game has a nice gentle roll to it and with three players doesn’t outstay its welcome in the way it does with four (when there are two extra rounds).  It was quite a tight game—Purple and Byzanium finished with thirty-seven and thirty-six points respectively from their observations, but Byzantium had more points from his Landscape cards.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Blue didn’t do as well as them with her observations, but had the most points from her Landscape cards.  Although Purple hadn’t managed to get any Bonus points, both Blue and Byzantium had picked up the full nine giving them a bit of a lead.  In the end, it was the Observations that were key, and they gave Byzantium victory by four points with a total of sixty.  As the Meadows were tidied up, the last of the other games came to a close too and everyone chatted until it was time to go home.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Learning Outcome:  Every game should come with ceramic component bowls.

Gweeplefest 2024

Gweeplefest is an all day gaming charity event, dedicated to open table gaming held in Didcot, and organised by the Didcot games group, Gweeples. Along with a large number of tables for people to play games on, there will also be games designers showing off their new games, a large lending library with games experts available to teach and help out, a Bring and Buy sale, a family section, and of course, a raffle.  The venue has a bar, which sells snacks, drinks etc., and there are a large number of places to eat within walking distance and possibly vendors on site as well.

Gweeplefest 2024
– Image by Gweeples

This year all profits will be donated to Play2Give, a fantastic fundraising charity based in Didcot, for Oxford and surrounding areas. They support a wide range of causes from local children with disabilities requiring specialist trikes to charities and organisations supporting adults with brain injuries and those living with terminal illnesses.

Gweeplefest 2024 will be held on Sat 11th May, 9.30am-10pm at The Barn on Foxhall Road in Didcot (OX11 7AD).  Tickets are now on sale and cost £12.50 for adults and are free for accompanied children under the age of twelve.

Boardgames in the News: 20 Years of Some Great Games

This year is the thirtieth anniversary of 6 Nimmt!, but also the twentieth anniversary of two more small-box card games, Saboteur and No Thanks!.  All three are light, family-friendly games that play larger numbers, but they are very different in style.  While 6 Nimmt! is a game of double-think, No Thanks! is a game of push-your-luck and Saboteur is a hidden traitor game.  Looking back, 2004 was a very good year, so these are not the only games celebrating their twentieth anniversary.  In addition to Saboteur and No Thanks!, Ticket to Ride, Power Grid, Goa and San Juan were released in the same year.  Combined, these games have given over a hundred years of great fun.

Saboteur
– Image by boardGOATS

Goats in the News: When the Goats get your Goat

Everyone loves a goat, though perhaps you can sometimes have too much of a Good Thing.  Riccardo Gullo, the mayor of tiny the five-square kilometre island in Sicily’s Aeolian archipelago, Alicudi, came to exactly this conclusion when, after a recent census, he found the human inhabitants were of the island were outnumbered by their four-legged friends by more than  six-to-one.  The problem is the caprine chompers move around in packs causing severe damage to the island’s vegetation.  The mayor’s solutionGive them away to anyone willing to take one.  Rather than culling, the mayor initiated an “Adopt a Goat” initiative, where people have until 10th April to make their request.  So, for anyone who fancies an Italian goat in their garden, this is an opportunity not to be missed, though beware, they are very adept at climbing…

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Boardgames in the News: 30 Years of 6 Nimmt!

A little over thirty years ago, Wolfgang Kramer was traveling back across the border from Austria, when he and his wife were delayed because he was picked out by German border security for a luggage search.  Although they didn’t find any contraband, they did find Kramer’s export license, so they asked him to pay for their only purchase, a new pair of ski boots bought in Austria.  Scarred, or perhaps inspired by the experience, Kramer began developing a new game called “Hot Goods”.  In this game, at customs, players realise that someone has planted ten “Hot Goods” on them, so they try to get rid of them by throwing them at their fellow players.

6 Nimmt!
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Happy with the prototype, Kramer took this to Amigo Spiele who were equally enthusiastic about the game, though less inspired by the theme.  As a result, smuggling across the border was dropped in favour of a purely abstract game, illustrator Franz Vohwinkel added the now iconic bull’s head artwork (which is still in use today), and thus, the game became 6 Nimmt!.  To mark its thirtieth anniversary, Amigo have released a new edition, with standard rules to for ten players, four new cards contributed by the general public, and a new cooperative variant.  Although these are guaranteed to add interesting variety to the old favourite, it seems unlikely that they will improve on the perfection of the original, crazy-fun-filled game.

6 Nimmt!
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Next Meeting, 23rd January 2024

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 23rd January 2024.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be the Kittens module from the Kittens + Beasts expansion to The Isle of Cats (rules, review and How to Play video).  The Isle of Cats is a tile laying game where players are trying to rescue cats and place them on their ship while scoring points for completing Lessons.  The Kittens module (expansion overview and How to Play video) adds cute little kitties that the fastest player can rescue instead of fully grown cats, but being smaller are more flexible and two can be rescued at a time.

The Isle of Cats
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And speaking of Cats…

Jeff was at the cinema watching the new release of Jane Austin’s “Emma”, when he noticed what looked like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked Jeff, surprised.

“Yes,” the cat replied.

“What are you doing at the cinema?” asked Jeff.

“Well,” replied the cat, “I liked the book…”

Boardgames in the News: Role-playing Climate Resilience

It was nearly ten years ago that Stuart West, a Professor of Evolutionary Biology in the Department of Zoology, Oxford, used playing board games as a teaching tool to understand evolution and published his results in the prestigious scientific journal, Nature.1 Now, Matt Leacock‘s new game, Daybreak has been reviewed in the journal Science.2

Daybreak
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Matt Leacock is best known for the cooperative game, Pandemic.  However, while thirty of his forty-seven published games are cooperative (including the well popular Forbidden Games series), he has also been instrumental in the innovation of legacy games, co-designing both the Pandemic Legacy series of games and the recent Ticket to Ride Legacy: Legends of the West.

Daybreak
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Daybreak is cooperative game about climate action where players controls a world power, Europe, the United States, China, and the Majority World, each of which has different energy demand and sources, emissions, resilience, and vulnerable populations.  The idea is that players deploy policies and technologies to deal with the engine of global heating and to try to build resilient societies that protect people from life-threatening crises.

Daybreak
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The author of the article is Science‘s books and culture editor, Valerie Thompson who concludes that the trade-offs in the game reflect those seen in real life.  Most importantly, however, where climate change is concerned, we only stand a chance if we work together.

1 West, S., Nat. (2015), 528, 192; doi:10.1038/528192a.
2 Thompson, V., Science. (2023), 382(6673), 890; doi:10.1126/science.adl4244.

Golden GOAT Award Winners – 2023

The boardGOATS love a good party, so once again, they met just before Christmas for their annual Un-Christmas Dinner and to decide the winners of the GOAT Awards.  After food, crackers and writing GOAT Christmas Cards, the group voted for two awards:  the Golden GOAT for our favourite game played during the year and the “GOAT Poo” award for our least favourite.  Everyone had the usual three points to hand out for the Golden GOAT Award (plus a bonus if wearing Festive Attire), though a maximum of two points could be given to any individual game.  Everyone could also nominate up to two individual games for the GOAT Poo Prize.

7 Wonders
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This year, there were a handful of games that received the unofficial “Marmite Award”, that is to say they received nominations for both the Golden GOAT and the GOAT Poo prizes.  These included Challengers!, Kites and SCOUT.  For the GOAT Poo Prize itself, this year there were no outstanding candidates, with a tie between 2019 winner 7 Wonders and Dice Hospital, with two votes each.  Nominations for “Moment of the Year included the game of Challengers!, which was likened to “Speed Dating”, and the massacre in Survive: Escape from Atlantis!, but the winner was the three way tie in the epic game of Tapestry with the Fantasies & Futures expansion.

Survive: Escape from Atlantis!
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And finally, there was the Golden GOAT Award for the best game played in the year.  Previous winners including Wingspan and 6 Nimmt! were ruled out, but there were plenty of options remaining. Earth, Fantastic Factories, SCOUT and Zoo Break all received three votes, but the clear winner was Tapestry.  Over the years, we’ve played this quite a bit, but it is a game that doesn’t suit a significant number of the group.  This year, however, with a slight shift in those eligible to vote, heavier games were in with a better chance and Tapestry was the beneficiary.  We will have to make sure it gets another outing in the new year.

Golden GOAT - 2023
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19th December 2023

It was party time so everyone was arrived early for the Un-Christmas Dinner—everyone that is, but Blue and Pink who eventually arrived armed with piles of Christmas crackers, party poppers, tree decorations, Christmas cards, raffle prizes, GOAT Award ballot papers, mince pies and festive cake.  Opening the crackers was a necessity before food arrived to avoid the bits landing in people’s supper, so when food arrived, it nestled amongst all sorts of gaming detritus.  As the staff at The Jockey served pizzas, pies, baguettes, cheese with crudités, burgers and chips, gamers called out the awful GOATy jokes from the crackers.

"Un-Christmas Party" 2023
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During the interval between main courses and dessert, GOAT Award voting forms and Christmas cards were handed out and people began thinking about the games we’ve played over the year.  Ivory collected Christmas Cards and Green collated the ballots before he announced the winners.  The GOAT Poo prize, for the worst game of the year went Dice Hospital when 7 Wonders was relegated as a previous winner.  The Golden GOAT went to Tapestry, while the epic three-way tie in Tapestry won “Moment of the Year”.  With the formalities and food finally complete, there was just the raffle, a copy of Carcassonne: Winter Edition and the Ukraine Map, which were won by Sapphire, then everyone abandoned the carnage (and Purple who helped clean up), to play something festive.

"Un-Christmas Party" 2023
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There was a bit of the usual indecisiveness, but eventually Blue, Ivory, Pink, Green and Pine settled down to play the “Feature Game” which was Jokkmokk: The Winter Market while Black, Cobalt, Jade, Sapphire and Lime set up Snow Tails.  Jokkmokk is a very simple game that makes use of the time-track mechanism seen in Tokaido and Namiji (played last time)—that is to say, it is an extended game of leap-frog where the player at the back jumps into an empty space of their choice and then carries out the action associated with it.  Like those games, the compromise is between moving to a preferred space which may be further forward and will ultimately will give fewer turns.  It is much simpler than both Tokaido and Namiji, however.

Jokkmokk: The Winter Market
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Jokkmokk is a card-driven set collecting game and is made more interesting by a large number of mini-decks, five or six of which are combined for each game.  For the first game, the group chose to use the “First Game” selection of decks (Dalecarlian Horse, Antique, Hot Dog, Patchwork, Present).  Blue went for the Patchwork cards while everyone else fought over kettles (Antiques) and Hot Dogs).  Blue’s strategy nearly paid off giving her ninety-nine points and second place, but Ivory was more efficient than everyone else with his mixture of Horses, Hot Dogs and Kettles, which gave him a hundred and one points and victory.  The game was bright and breezy and, although simple, really didn’t outstay its welcome, so the group decided to “do a Lime” and play it again.

Jokkmokk: The Winter Market
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This time, this time the group played with the “Gift of Giving” selection of decks (Donation, Bell, Sparkler, Snowflake, Mystery Box, Presents).  Pink went for Sparklers, knowing he would lose half his points if he had the most, but hoping to have so many that it wouldn’t matter.  Green started collecting Bells, as did Blue and Ivory, going for different colours.  Lots of Gifts were given and a good time was had visiting the fair.  Pink’s ninety points were just three more than Ivory’s total, but Blue’s hundred and seven points gave her victory at the second attempt.  Meanwhile, on the next table, the others had finally started playing Snow Tails, spectated by Purple, who had finished helping clear the table after dinner.

Snow Tails
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Snow Tails is a very popular game in the group, but somehow, one that is a little tricky to get to grips with.  The games is a card-driven sled-race with the winner the first to navigate the course.  Unfortunately, the course they chose was the one depicted in the main rules, which isn’t really intended to be a course design as it is quite long and features a Chasm right at the start, a couple of hairpins and some Saplings as well.  Each player starts with their own personal deck of cards, with five in hand.  On their turn, players can play up to three cards as they can so long as they are all the same value:  one for each sled dog, and one on the break.

Snow Tails
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The speed, the number of spaces the sled moves forward, is the total for the dogs minus the value for the Break.  Sleds will additionally drift sideways the difference between the dog speeds, and if the sled is balanced (i.e. the dogs are pulling equally), the player gets a bonus speed equal to the players position in the race.  Each time a sled exceeds the Speed Limit on a corner, hits the side of the track or a Sapling, the player takes a Dent card—a useless card that just blocks the player’s hand making things difficult.  The more Dent cards a player has, the more difficult the game gets, as Black soon demonstrated.  The first game of Jokkmokk had already finished and the sleds were only just off the Start line and through the first Chasm.

Snow Tails
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Lime claimed the “Big Paws” token for the player with the most “Analysis Paralysis”, though to be fair, everyone suffered a bit.  Jade commented that he’d been planning to play it with his nieces, but was now rethinking the idea.  As a result, the group shortened the track (to give them a chance to finish before midnight), and from there, the game went a bit more smoothly.  Jade was first to cross the Finish line, chased by Cobalt and then Sapphire in what had been a quite epic game.  And with that, the party was over for another year, though people lingered and chatted for quite a while before everyone left the pub staff to lock up.

"Un-Christmas Party" 2023
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Learning Outcome:  Always plan your Christmas shopping early.