BoardGOATS is Fourteen Years Old Today!
Although it doesn’t feel that long, it is fourteen years since our first boardGOATS meeting at the Horse and Jockey in Stanford-in-the-Vale. To celebrate, we are holding a games night tonight from 7.30pm in the Small Village Hall in Stanford-in-the-Vale with pizzas provided by Bogman, cake, snacks and of course lots of fun. Drop us a line if you haven;t already so we can make sure we cater appropriately.
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 22nd September 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be the Forbidden Jungle, a cooperative game in the vein of Forbidden Island, Forbidden Desert and Forbidden Sky (rules, review, instructional video). In all these, players wor together as a team to try to escape the perils of the surounding they are stuck in, in this case a jungle inhabited by alien spiders.
 |
| – Image by boardGOATS |
And speaking of jungles…
Jeff was out exploring the jungle when he saw a leopard stalking a monkey intent on making a meal of him. When the monkey caught a glimpse of the leopard out of the corner of his eye he realised he wasn’t going to win a footrace, so decided to use cunning. The monkey sat down next to a pile of bones and once the leopard was in earshot, he sighed contentedly and said to himself, “My, that was one tasty leopard.”
Not being of the brightest variety, the leopard immediately high-tails it out of the area.
Jeff had been watching, and deciding this wasn’t right, he told the leapard that there was no way that little monkey could have eaten an entire leopard. Realising he’d made a fool of himself, the leopard vowed revenge, and told Jeff to climb on his back to come watch.
A few minutes later, the monkey saw them approaching. As they get closer, the monkey tapped his foot in apparent irritation and mutters to himself, “Where’s that weasly little Jeff bloke? I sent him off half an hour ago to fetch me another leopard!”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 8th September 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be the new Cascadia game, Alpine Lakes, (rules, review, instructional video). The original Cascadia has been really popular in the group and this new version adds a third dimention with players stacking tiles and scoring more points for lakes placed higher in the mountains.
 |
| – Image from kickstarter.com |
And speaking of mountains…
Having just come back from the holidays Jeff and Joe were discussing possibilities for their next ones.
“I quite like Switzerland,” commented Joe, “The mountains are amazing.”
“Yes,” replied Jeff, “The flag is a big plus too…”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 25th August 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be the new 6 Nimmt! game, Baron Oxx, (rules & review). 6 Nimmt! is one of the group’s favourite games, but in this variant, instead of adding cards to rows by number, they are added to match the colours of the cards in the rows adding a different mechanism for mayhem.
 |
| – Image from brain-games.ee |
And speaking of colours…
Joe had just had some serious news—he’d been diagnosed with colour blindness. As he explained to his mate Joe, “It just came right out of the purple…”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 11th August 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be Wingspan Pocket, a mini version of one of the group’s most popular games (rules, review, how-to-play video). As in the original Wingspan, players are bird enthusiasts trying to discover and attract the best birds to their reserves.
 |
| – Image from stonemaier.com |
And speaking of birds…
Joe and Jeff were chatting about some of the rarities they’d recently found locally.
“I heard a nightingale, the other evening,” said Joe.
Jeff, wanted to do better, “I saw a waxwing, they are really unusual.”
Continuing with the one-upmanship, Joe continued, “The other day, I saw a crane – they were extinct in the UK until relatively recently.”
Jeff, looked indignant, “Oh, I’ve seen loads of them—it’s all the building work they’ve been doing in the area…”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 14th July 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be Hot Streak, a wonderfully over-produced car racing game (rules, review, how-to-play video). This is a betting game where players are gambling on mascots who may (or may not) keep running in the right direction…
:strip_icc()/pic9073332.jpg) |
| – Image by BGG contributor The Innocent |
And speaking of bets…
Jeff put a bet on a horse because he was told it had excellent breeding.
After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 14th July 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be Rebel Princess, a trick-taking game played over five rounds where each round has a special rule that makes each one feel different (rules, review, how-to-play video).
:strip_icc()/pic9439997.png) |
| – Image by BGG contributor melaniebarr |
And speaking of tricks…
Jeff walked on to a rooftop bar and as he sat down asked of the guy already there, “What’s the best drink in this place?”
The other chap who had been minding his own business, looked at him, and then replied, “Well, I’m drinking this magical cocktail.”
Jeff looked interested, “What’s so magical about it?” he asked.
“This,” came the answer as the guy stepped over to the edge of the rooftop and started to fly.
Jeff was thrilled and amazed, so grabbed the drink that was still sitting on the bar, took a large swig then took a run off the edge of the roof, before plummeting into the swimming pool below.
The barman sadly shook his head and said, “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman…”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 30th June 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be Circadia a set collecting game where players collect Spirit Creatures to give harmonious gatherings and restore their connection to their Habitats (rules, review, how-to-play video).
 |
| – Image from imaginaire.com |
And speaking of spirits…
Jeff had been experimenting with distilling and was of the opinion that his peach brandy was really rather fine. So, when the local vicar called round one afternoon, he saw it is as an opportunity to show it off. Now Jeff wasn’t what you would call a regular attendee on a Sunday morning, but he agreed he would attend the church if the vicar would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front of his congregation. The congregation was a small one, so the preacher readily agreed.
Sunday morning came and Jeff was sat in church when the vicar made his announcement. “I see Jeff is here with us this morning. I would like to thank him publicly for his hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he gave me and the spirit in which they were given.”
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 16th June 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be dnup (rules, review, how-to-play video), which is a short card shedding game, that uses the same “double-number cards” idea as SCOUT.
 |
| – Image from frogames.it |
And speaking of cards…
Jeff put an advert in the corner-shop window:
Yesterday, while walking round the village, my elderly father lost his favorite playing cards. I think there were about fifty-two of them, all with a picture of someone riding a bicycle on one sideand different things, letters and numbers on the other. Some had some pictures of some kings, queens and other people on them, and there were red hearts on at least a few of them and some funny looking little black flowers on others.
Anyway, if you’ve found them, I would be most grateful if you could return them as my father is finding it very difficult to deal without them…
Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 2nd June 2026 at the Horse and Jockey Pub. As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer. The pub is doing food, so those that are eating will be arriving from around 6.45pm.
This week, the “Feature Game” will be “Sharkspan” (better known as the Sharks and Reefs expansion for Finspan; base game rules, expansion rules, expansion review). “Sharkspan” adds lots more cards and, in particular Shark cards, as well as a new scoring mechanism around the addition of reefs. This is in addition to showing off the new acquisitions from UK Games Expo, of course…!
 |
| – Image by stonemaiergames.com, adapted by boardGOATS |
And speaking of sharks…
Joe had been feeling a bit down, and mentioned this to Jeff one evening at The Jockey over a pint. “You know what your problem is,” said Jeff, “You aren’t getting enough exercise.”
He went on, “I was feeling like you, but then I took up triathlon, and now I feel much more positive. In fact, I’m planning to take part in a big race on the Western coast of Australia soon.”
Joe was impressed. “That’s great – Australia sounds amazing, but aren’t you worried about sharks? Didn’t a bloke die swimming there a few weeks ago?”
Jeff nodded, “It is a worry.” He paused, then went on, “But the way I see it is that a shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist…”
