With Christmas day and New Years day both falling on a Tuesday (and players valuing playing games with their family more than with other GOATS – can’t imagine why!) we have decided to have an extrordinary meeting on THURSDAY 27th December. As usual, we will be playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.
And talking of cars…
A policeman sees an elderly woman driving incredibly slowly on the motorway, so he pulls along side and notices her knitting in the driver’s seat. She remains focussed on the road and keeps knitting and driving.
He beeps his horn to get her attention, but she is oblivious and carries on.
Getting more frustrated, he turns his siren on and, as she finally notices him, he signals for her to wind the window down.
After a time she finds the button and down goes the window.
Incensed, the cop yells, “PULL OVER!”
“Oh, no sweetie,” she replies. “It’s a scarf, see?”