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Gweeplefest 2024

Gweeplefest is an all day gaming charity event, dedicated to open table gaming held in Didcot, and organised by the Didcot games group, Gweeples. Along with a large number of tables for people to play games on, there will also be games designers showing off their new games, a large lending library with games experts available to teach and help out, a Bring and Buy sale, a family section, and of course, a raffle.  The venue has a bar, which sells snacks, drinks etc., and there are a large number of places to eat within walking distance and possibly vendors on site as well.

Gweeplefest 2024
– Image by Gweeples

This year all profits will be donated to Play2Give, a fantastic fundraising charity based in Didcot, for Oxford and surrounding areas. They support a wide range of causes from local children with disabilities requiring specialist trikes to charities and organisations supporting adults with brain injuries and those living with terminal illnesses.

Gweeplefest 2024 will be held on Sat 11th May, 9.30am-10pm at The Barn on Foxhall Road in Didcot (OX11 7AD).  Tickets are now on sale and cost £12.50 for adults and are free for accompanied children under the age of twelve.

Next Meeting, 16th April 2024

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 16th April 2024.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Let’s Go! To Japan (review, rules, instructional video).  This is a game where players take the role of a traveler planning, then experiencing their own dream vacation to Japan.  The game is played over thirteen rounds, after which players draw activity cards and strategically place them in different days in their week-long itinerary.

Let's Go! To Japan
– Image from kickstarter.com

And speaking of dreams…

Jeff and Joe were sitting in the pub one Saturday lunchtime, but Jeff looked very glum. So Joe asked him what the problem was.

Jeff sighed deeply and answered, “Last night, I had a terrible dream that I ate a giant marshmallow.”

Joe was always easily confused, but this time he had a point.  “Why is that so terrible?” he asked.

Jeff, replied, “When I woke up, my pillow was missing.”

2nd April 2024

While Blue, Pink and Cobalt were finishing their supper, Plum led a quick game of Draftosaurus with Black, Purple and Cobalt (who had already finished his pizza).   Cobalt was new to the game, so after a quick rules explanation the group were passing dino-meeples left and right and building themselves exciting dino-parks.  The game is really quick and simple:  players start with a handful of wooden dino-meeples, and on each turn, they draft one, that is to say, they choose one and pass the rest on.  The chosen dino-meeples are then placed in the players’ parks, obeying the rules on the Die (the active player who rolled the Die excepted).

Draftosaurus
– Image by boardGOATS

The Die roll forces players to choose from locations in one half of the board, or restricts them to playing in an empty pen or one without a T-rex, making things considerably harder.  Players draft a hand clockwise, and then a second hand anti-clockwise, after which, points are scored for each pen and totalled up to find the winner.  This was Plum’s fiftieth game—it was one of their group’s go-to warm-up and filler games played remotely during the global pandemic on BoardGameArena.  Although her 24% success rate seems really good at first, at four players, one out of four could be seen as about par.

Draftosaurus
– Image by boardGOATS

Plum marked her milestone with a change of strategy, forced by the Dice to go for the most T-rexes, but it worked giving her victory with forty-one points.  Purple took a very respectable second with thirty-five points—one of her best scores in this game.  From there, Cobalt headed off to play Meadow with Blue, Jade and Sapphire, while everyone else joined Plum, Black and Purple to play the “Feature Game“, which to mark the thirtieth anniversary of 6 Nimmt!, was the new Jumping Cow mini-expansion.  6 Nimmt! is one of the group’s favourite games and was arguably responsible for keeping us sane when we were stuck at home in 2020 and as a result, won the Golden GOAT Award.

6 Nimmt!
– Image by boardGOATS

The game is super-simple:  players simultaneously choose a card from their hand and then, starting with the card with the lowest face value, they are added to one of four row.  Each card is added to the row that ends with the highest value card that is lower than the card to be placed.  If that means the row now has six cards, the active player takes the first five cards in the row into their scoring pile, with their card becoming the new first card.  The new Jumping Cow expansion is a single additional card that lurks at the end of the row.  Cards are added as normal, however, when one is added to the Jumping Cow row, the Cow jumps to another row, the one with the lowest face value at the end.

6 Nimmt!: The Jumping Cow
– Image by boardGOATS

The Jumping Cow Card does not have a value itself, but it does add to the number of cards in the row.  So if the card added is the sixth, the player takes the other four cards and then the Cow jumps.  If the row the Cow jumps to has five cards in it, the active player takes four of those too before the Cow jumps again…  Thus, as Plum discovered this time, multiple jumps can lead to collecting a lot of points!  The game was the usual entertaining fun, but although the Jumping Cow expansion adds more madness, 6 Nimmt! is a near perfect game that needs little to no improvement (although we have found the Professional Variant an occasional worthwhile addition).

6 Nimmt!
– Image by boardGOATS

This time, the top scorer (aided by the Jumping Cow) was Plum with sixty-one, closely followed by Ivory with fifty-seven.  Purple did very well to limit her takings to nineteen, but she was beaten into third place by Pink who just kept his to single figures with nine.  The winner was Teal, however, with just four from the first hand and a clear round from the second.  From there, with six, the options were limited, but the group decided to stick together and, after eschewing Bohnanza, opted for another golden oldie: For Sale.  Remarkably, Ivory had somehow not played this before, and was really taken with it, so much so that he immediately looked to see if he could get a copy and everyone was shocked to find it was out of print and the only copy available was for forty pounds on ebay!

For Sale
– Image by boardGOATS

For Sale is really simple:  Players start with a hand of cash and use this to bid for buildings, with a face value from one to thirty.  In the second half of the game, cheques are revealed and players have to choose one of their properties—the player with the highest value building then takes the highest value cheque, thus the idea is not to waste high value buildings when the takings available are low.  Pink, Plum and Teal were all really close and ended in a three-way tie for third place.  Ivory and Purple were some way in front, but separated by a single point with Purple just taking victory, with a final taking of fifty-six thousand dollars.

For Sale
– Image by boardGOATS

Casting about for another game that plays well with six, Bohnanza was passed over once again, this time in favour of Saboteur.  Saboteur is a hidden traitor game where players are Dwarves tunneling to find gold.  With six players, the rules have either one or two Saboteurs, however, as the game is always difficult for the Saboteurs and impossible alone, the group chose to forgo the ambiguity and go for a guaranteed two Saboteurs.  Once the Saboteurs knew who they were, everyone got a hand of cards: a mixture of tunnel cards and special cards.  On their turn, players play a card and draw a new one.  Tunnel cards extend the network, while special cards allow players to break or mend tools stopping other players from building tunnels (or reinstating that ability).

Saboteur
– Image by boardGOATS

Additionally, there are Treasure Map cards which allow players to look at one of the three potential gold cards to see if it is gold or coal, and Rockfall cards which allow players to collapse the tunnel by removing one card.  Usually, the Saboteurs hide for as long as possible in an effort to acquire some good “Saboteury cards” and play them with a lot of impact.  Choosing the right time for that reveal is really critical though, leaving it too late means there isn’t time to do enough damage.  This time then, Black announced his position very early by playing an obviously obstructing tunnel card and was swiftly followed by Pink who compounded the poor Dwarves’ problems by playing a Rockfall card.

Saboteur
– Image by boardGOATS

The Evil Criminal Masterminds were aided by the fact that when the Dwarves played their Treasure Map cards they struggled to find the gold.  The game turned out to be quite epic, but success just fell to the Saboteurs, giving them a rare victory.  As Teal and Ivory waved farewell, the others looked for something else to play.  Saboteur is a great game, and although it is not as old as 6 Nimmt!, this year is also Saboteur’s anniversary year. It is celebrating twenty years, as is another old favourite, No Thanks!.  In choosing this, those that had played all five games had played over a hundred years of popular games in one evening.

No Thanks!
– Image by boardGOATS

No Thanks! is a super simple, push-your-luck game, where players are trying to finish with the lowest score from the total face value of their cards minus any chips they have.  On their turn, players either take the top card and any chips on it, or pay a chip to pass the problem on to the next player.  There are thirty-three cards in the deck (numbered three to thirty-five), but nine are removed at random, which is what makes the game really tick—when scoring, players only count the lowest card of a run.  This time. Pink top-scored with forty-nine points.  Plum and Purple both took forty-eight points for their cards, but in Plum’s case this was off-set by her enormous pile of chips, leaving her with just twenty.

No Thanks!
– Image by boardGOATS

It wasn’t enough though. Black managed to just scrape through with only a single chip left at the end, giving him a total of thirteen points, and with it, victory.  While everyone else had been sampling a smorgasbord of golden oldie games, Jade, Blue, Cobalt and Sapphire were revisiting the relatively new Meadow, which they’d missed out on playing last time.  This is a fairly simple game, where the complexity is in choosing and placing tokens to get cards that combine well together.  Players take it in turns to play an Action Tokens either in the Market or round the Campfire, and complete the associated Actions. The Market consists of a four by four grid of face up cards.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Players play an Action token in the market to define a row or column with the number on the token dictating which card they will take from that row or column.  They then place a card in their play area.  This can be the card just collected or one from the player’s hand, but the prerequisites must be satisfied. Playing around the Campfire gives a special action and the option to additionally place a bonus point token on a tree-stump between any pair of symbols currently displayed in the player’s area.  At the end of the game, the total score for the cards played is added up together with any bonuses and the winner has the most points.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Last time, the general feeling was that the game dragged a little with four, so Blue suggested that instead of playing with the full eight rounds, maybe playing with six (as for the three player game) would make things easier.  Jade interpreted that as the suggestion to play with the three player board, but as quickly became apparent, the campfire circle is smaller with three, leaving fewer bonus spaces available making that element of the game very competitive.  Blue and Sapphire were already committed to their strategy as placing later bonus tokens give more points, so they went for the bonuses doubly hard.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Jade kept getting Cobalt’s name wrong in a way reminiscent of Blue with Ivory’s name some ten years ago—that lasted the best part of a year, but hopefully Jade will sort it out before then.  It didn’t seem to put Cobalt/Chromium/Cadmium off his game though.  From early on, he focused on building some Landscape cards adding some valuable Observation and Discovery cards.  Sapphire’s starting hand included a Wolf icon for his card from the North deck, and he played that nice and early giving him the opportunity to use it to claim a couple of the bonus spots giving him all three and a total of nine points.  Blue also claimed her third quite early leaving only two for Jade and Cobalt/Chromium/Cadmium to share between them.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Although she couldn’t see it, going into the final couple of rounds it was tight between Blue and Cobalt/Chromium/Cadmium.  The game is very tight though, with only four turns per round, so it is important to make sure they all count.  In the final round, Blue was fortunate in going first and was able to grab and play a couple of high value cards.  Jade and Sapphire also added a couple more cards to their tableau all of which made it really hard to call.  In the end, Jade (who had the most valuable tableau) pipped Sapphire by a single point (after a couple of recounts) and Cobalt/Chromium/Cadmium was two points clear, finishing with forty points.  The winner, however, perhaps thanks to those final couple of cards, was Blue with a total of forty-three.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Learning Outcome:  Golden Oldies are golden for a reason.

Boardgames in the News: 20 Years of Some Great Games

This year is the thirtieth anniversary of 6 Nimmt!, but also the twentieth anniversary of two more small-box card games, Saboteur and No Thanks!.  All three are light, family-friendly games that play larger numbers, but they are very different in style.  While 6 Nimmt! is a game of double-think, No Thanks! is a game of push-your-luck and Saboteur is a hidden traitor game.  Looking back, 2004 was a very good year, so these are not the only games celebrating their twentieth anniversary.  In addition to Saboteur and No Thanks!, Ticket to Ride, Power Grid, Goa and San Juan were released in the same year.  Combined, these games have given over a hundred years of great fun.

Saboteur
– Image by boardGOATS

Goats in the News: When the Goats get your Goat

Everyone loves a goat, though perhaps you can sometimes have too much of a Good Thing.  Riccardo Gullo, the mayor of the tiny five-square kilometre island in Sicily’s Aeolian archipelago, Alicudi, came to exactly this conclusion when, after a recent census, he found the human inhabitants of the island were outnumbered by their four-legged friends by more than  six-to-one.  The problem is the caprine chompers move around in packs causing severe damage to the island’s vegetation.  The mayor’s solution?  Give them away to anyone willing to take one.  Rather than culling, the mayor initiated an “Adopt a Goat” initiative, where people have until 10th April to make their request.  So, for anyone who fancies an Italian goat in their garden, this is an opportunity not to be missed, though beware, they are very adept at climbing…

– Image by boardGOATS

Next Meeting, 2nd April 2024

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 2nd April 2024.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, to mark the thirtieth anniversary of 6 Nimmt!, the “Feature Game” will be the new Jumping Cow mini-expansion (rules).  This is a single card addition, which is initially added to the row with the lowest face value for the end card.  When another card is added, the Cow “jumps” to one of the remaining rows, the one which has the lowest terminal face value, making that row longer and causing even more chaos as the Cow jumps around the play area in an unpredictable way…

6 Nimmt!
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of jumping cows…

Jeff and Joe were discussing their farming woes, when Joe asked, “Did you hear about my cow Daisy, who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence yesterday?”

“No,” answered Jeff, “You haven’t told me about that.  What happened?”

Joe shook his head in dismay and replied, “Well, it was an udder disaster…”

Boardgames in the News: 30 Years of 6 Nimmt!

A little over thirty years ago, Wolfgang Kramer was traveling back across the border from Austria, when he and his wife were delayed because he was picked out by German border security for a luggage search.  Although they didn’t find any contraband, they did find Kramer’s export license, so they asked him to pay for their only purchase, a new pair of ski boots bought in Austria.  Scarred, or perhaps inspired by the experience, Kramer began developing a new game called “Hot Goods”.  In this game, at customs, players realise that someone has planted ten “Hot Goods” on them, so they try to get rid of them by throwing them at their fellow players.

6 Nimmt!
– Image by boardGOATS

Happy with the prototype, Kramer took this to Amigo Spiele who were equally enthusiastic about the game, though less inspired by the theme.  As a result, smuggling across the border was dropped in favour of a purely abstract game, illustrator Franz Vohwinkel added the now iconic bull’s head artwork (which is still in use today), and thus, the game became 6 Nimmt!.  To mark its thirtieth anniversary, Amigo have released a new edition, with standard rules to for ten players, four new cards contributed by the general public, and a new cooperative variant.  Although these are guaranteed to add interesting variety to the old favourite, it seems unlikely that they will improve on the perfection of the original, crazy-fun-filled game.

6 Nimmt!
– Image by boardGOATS

19th March 2024

There were a few absentees again, but the group still made it into double-figures.  So, after the usual chit-chat, the group split into two—the first group playing the “Feature Game“, Meadow, while the other, larger group, played a couple of lighter games.  Meadow is a very smooth, engine building, set-collection card game with charming artwork.  Players take on the roles of explorers competing for the title of the most skilled nature observer.  Reviews refer to it as a “Splendor Killer”, that is to say, these people feel it has a similar feel to Splendor, but is a better game.  It is also considerably more complex, though not especially difficult in its own right.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Players start with four or five Action tokens (depending on player count), a Road token and a double-sided Ground card.  There are four decks of cards, North, South, East and West, and players also begin with a card from each of the North, East and West decks and two from the South deck.  Players then take it in turns to play one of their Action tokens either in the Market or round the Campfire, and complete the associated Actions.  The Market is the simplest: this consists of a four by four grid of face up cards.  Players choose a notch along the edge of the board to play their token in and this defines a row or column and the number on the token dictates which card they will take from that row.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

There are four types of cards: Ground, Observations, Landscapes and Discoveries.  After taking a card from the Market, the active player then plays a card from their hand or the card drawn into the play area in front of them.  In general, each card has a large symbol in the top left corner usually with smaller symbols below—these smaller symbols are prerequisites for playing a card and the player must already have them in their area before they can play the new card. Ground cards are just played in the players’ Meadows and are the lowest cards in the Meadow stacks.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Landscape cards are similar, but require a Road tile, and are played in the Surroundings area, above the player’s Meadow.  Observation and Discovery cards are played on top of existing cards (in the Meadow and Surroundings respectively), such that the new symbol replaces one of the old ones.  Instead of collecting a card from the Market and playing a card, players can play their Action token in one of the notches around the Campfire.  This activates the special Action shown on the token (take one card from the Market; take two Road tokens; take three cards blind from any deck and keep one; play two cards).

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Players taking the Campfire option can additionally place a bonus point token on a tree-stump between any pair of symbols as long as they are displayed in their play area.  Players have three tokens (valued two, three and four points) giving a total of nine extra points at the end of the game if they manage to place them all.  Finally, in the absence of anything else they can do, players can place their Action token on a bench on the Campfire board and play one card.  This is really very much a last resort as this is a much weaker action, giving half or less than the other options give.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Pink led explaining the rules to Plum, Lime and Teal, and was roundly chastised by Pine from the next table for not knowing what a Meadow was, and confusing it with “normal grassland”.  The first round was a little slow as the group found their feet, but then it was all go.  Plum started with a Badger card which is quite high value and features a Wolf icon, so she planned her strategy round that.  As the game progressed, everyone was collecting Satchel icons and expected  them to be needed for something in the second half of the game.  However, after the South cards were swapped for the North deck at the half-way stage, there was a slow realisation that they were just the final step on the path (though that could change with the inclusion of expansions of course).

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

Plum’s Badger card turned out to be quite difficult to place, so as players can have a hand of ten cards, she filled her hand to give her the most options.  Someone else took the space around the campfire on one side of the wolf before she got to it, but as the the icons on either side weren’t as rare she was able to take the other easily enough and followed it with two more to get the full nine Bonus points, the only one to do so.  There was a problem with an odd token around the fireplace that featured a Stag with a red border, that turned out to be from Envelop U: Big Encounters.  This is a mini-expansion that comes with the base game, and had been confused with the core game as one token had been accidentally left at home.

Meadow
– Image by boardGOATS

The game was enjoyed by all, though with four it perhaps slightly over-stayed its welcome a little.  The eventual winner was Plum with sixty-one points nearly ten points ahead of Pink in second.  Meanwhile, on the next table, the rest of the group were having a light evening, playing as a group of six.  First up was Die Wandelnden Türme (aka Wandering Towers)—a game that has been very popular in the group since it first came out a eighteen months ago.  The idea behind this game is that on their turn, players play two cards from their hand of three cards, one after another, performing all the moves if at all possible.  There are three types of cards, those that move a Wizard, those that move a Tower and those that move either a Wizard or a Tower; in each case, the number of movement spaces is given.

Die Wandelnden Türme
– Image by boardGOATS

Players can only move their own Wizard and each Tower and empty space can hold up to
six wizards (if a move would exceed that limit, it cannot be made).  Whenever a Wizard’s move ends in the space with the Ravenskeep, the player drops the Wizard into the keep—this is one of the key targets during the game as the winner must have all their Wizards trapped in the Ravenskeep.  In contrast to Wizards, players can move any Tower segment along with everything on top of it (Tower segments and Wizards).  Whenever a Tower’s move ends in a space with Tower segments already in it, the new Tower goes on top, imprisoning all the Wizards it covers—all nine towers and the Ravenskeep could end up in the same space!

Die Wandelnden Türme
– Image by boardGOATS

Whenever a Tower covers Wizards, imprisoning them players get to fill one of their Potion Vials, turning it over—this is the other key target during the game as the winner must have all filled all their Potion Vials.  The player with both, all their Wizards in the Ravenskeep and all their Vials full of Potion, triggers the end of the game, with play continuing until everyone has had the same number of turns and all players that fulfill the criteria share victory.  Jade led the group, reminding everyone of the rules and explaining them to those who had not played before.

Die Wandelnden Türme
– Image by boardGOATS

Cobalt managed to tease a few extra rules out of the rule book , in particular that no more than six Wizards can sit on any one Tower segment, and a player’s turn finishes immediately if they place a Wizard in the Ravenskeep.  Aside from this, much amusement was had, especially as the stacks of Towers got really tall, they didn’t quite make it to the maximum of nine plus the Ravenskeep, but they did reach a good six or seven segments in one stack.  Black was the first to fulfill both the end-game criteria and Cobalt trapped dropped the last of his Wizards into the keep before the round finished.

Die Wandelnden Türme
– Image by boardGOATS

As Cobalt still had two empty Vials, he took second place with Sapphire and Jade taking joint third.  Staying together as a group of six, they then went on to play King of Tokyo, a fast dice roller along the lines of Yahtzee where players control a monster try to destroy more of the city than their opponents while also attacking the other monsters to either take them out or keep them down long enough to enable the attacker to take victory.  Players each have a Monster and two dials which are used to track their Monster’s health (starting at ten) and the number of Victory Points they have gained.  The winner is either the first player to earn twenty Victory Points or by being the last Monster standing.

King of Tokyo
– Image by boardGOATS

Players take turns before passing the Dice on, clockwise.  They get a maximum of three rolls, but can stop early and any number of Dice can be put aside after each roll.  The Dice are not locked, so Dice set aside after the first round can be rolled in the third if desired.  The dice feature numbers one, two and three, a Claw, a Lightening Bolt, and a Heart.  The numbers give the player Victory Points and the Claw indicates damage inflicted on a chosen opponent.  The Lightening Bolt gives the player an energy cube which can be spent on Power Cards, and the Heart increases the Monster’s Health (though the Monster must be outside the City to be able to take advantage of this).

King of Tokyo
– Image by boardGOATS

Once the dice have been rolled and resolved, players can buy Power Cards from the face-up display—these typically cost between two and eight Energy, and can be very useful at helping to control the game.  The other key part of the game is the Monsters’ locations: they can be “In Tokyo” or “Outside Tokyo”.  To enter Tokyo a player must roll one or more Claws; when a monster in Tokyo is attacked they will take damage and the player has to decide whether to stay in Tokyo or not.  If they Yield Tokyo, they allow/force the attacking monster to enter Tokyo in their place.  This is critical because Monsters deal damage based on their location and any Monsters in Tokyo deal damage to all monsters outside Tokyo and vice versa.

King of Tokyo
– Image by boardGOATS

One of the handicaps of being in Tokyo is the fact that a player cannot heal whilst in Tokyo.  However, when a Monster enters Tokyo it earns a Victory Point for doing so and if it starts its turn in Tokyo, then it earns two Victory Points.  These points help a player inch towards that winning total of twenty.  With six players the Tokyo Bay location on the game board is also used, effectively meaning that two Monsters can be in Tokyo at the same time, improving the balance and preventing five monsters ganging up on one, while also discouraging everyone outside Tokyo to try and displace them rather than just focus on collecting Energy, Healing or Victory Points.

King of Tokyo
– Image by boardGOATS

Unusually for the games the group plays, King of Tokyo has player elimination—when a player’s health falls to zero, they are out, a fate suffered by half the players in the game this time.  Jade was first to be knocked out, but Sapphire and Cobalt weren’t far behind.  With six players, Black’s stay in Tokyo which lasted three full rounds was quite remarkable.  It was perhaps no surprise therefore that he was the eventual victor, collecting the full twenty Victory Points, some way ahead of Pine in second with eight and Purple just behind him in third.

King of Tokyo
– Image by boardGOATS

Learning Outcome:  A meadow is grassland which is not regularly grazed instead being left to grow to produce hay.

Next Meeting, 19th March 2024

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 19th March 2024.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is doing food, and the table is booked from 6.30pm for those that would like to eat first.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Meadow (review, rules, and how-to-play video).  This is a very smooth, engine building, set-collection card game with charming artwork, where players take the role of explorers competing for the title of the most skilled nature observer.

Meadow
– Image by boardgamephotos

And speaking of meadows…

A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse fell into a muddy hole and started sinking. He told the chicken to go and get Farmer Jeff to help pull him to safety. The chicken ran to the farm, but Farmer Jeff couldn’t be found.

So, the chicken drove Farmer Jeff’s Mercedes back to the hole, tied some rope around the bumper, threw the other end of the rope to his friend, and drove the car forward saving the horse from sinking. A few days later, however, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again, when the chicken fells into the mud hole. The chicken told the horse to go and get some help from Farmer Jeff. The horse replied, “I think I can get you out.”

So, the horse stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab hold, and pull yourself up.” The chicken did as he was told and grabbed the horse’s tackle and was pulled to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

5th March 2024

The evening started with everyone unsure who was coming, so the nine players present split into three groups of three, with Blue, Pine and Lime starting with the “Feature Game“. This was the very short, light, Make the Difference, a game that is basically “spot-the-difference” in board game form.  The idea is that each player gets a pre-printed picture and simultaneously add five extra “features” to their pictures.  Once everyone has added their “extras”, players take it in turns to place their pictures in the centre of the table (covered with a sheet of acetate to make it a little more difficult to spot the difference between printing and drawing), together with an unadulterated copy.

Make the Difference
– Image by boardGOATS

Players have one minute (timed with a slightly grumpy egg-timer), during which a player spotting an addition gets a point, then a second minute, during which both the spotter and the modifier get a point.  After the two minutes, any un-spotted additions are assessed for size, and if they are large enough, the modifier gets two or three points.  The additions have to be a single line, may extend an existing feature, and can’t just increase the width of an existing line.  This time, Pine went first with his picture, and the slightly mardy timer gave Lime and Blue a few extra seconds to spot his additions as Pine encouraged it to behave.  Most of his additions were spotted, partly as a result.

Make the Difference
– Image by boardGOATS

Lime went next, and players were slower to spot his additions giving him extra points.  Blue was the last, but this time Pine and Lime really struggled.  For some reason, Blue seemed to be better hiding hiding her additions, taking six points for lines that weren’t spotted during the two minutes of play.  In contrast, her poor spotting let her down, giving her a total of eight points, and just enough for second place.  The winner was Lime, however, with ten points.  There was a little chatter while they packed away, but as there were no new arrivals, the trio moved on to play something else, and quickly chose to give the recent Northern Lights edition of Ticket to Ride another outing.

Ticket to Ride: Northern Lights
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Ticket to Ride: Northern Lights has had a couple of outings since it’s group debut last summer, and has been quite popular in the group.  The game is a fairly standard edition of Ticket to Ride (take cards from the market, or play cards to place trains), but the map is set around the Scandinavian countries of Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland.  Like all the variant games, this one has a couple of minor rules tweaks, principally, the addition of bonus cards which give points at the end of the game and bonuses for completing some of the longer Ferry routes.  Locomotives are also handled slightly differently as the market is not refreshed when saturated by them, and for Ferry routes only, they can be replaced by any two cards of the same colour.

Ticket to Ride: Northern Lights
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This time, the bonus cards drawn at random were the Locomotive Collector (A), International Tycoon (G), Polar Express (H) and the Ferry Master (J).  Pine went first and started placing trains much to Lime and Blue’s horror.  A few turns later, Lime headed up the Norwegian cost, while Blue started building an extended route from Bergen in the west through Stockholm to Tallin in the east.  It was then that Pine, with his north-south route got in her way and began costing her points thanks to the fact that with only three players the double routes weren’t in play.

Ticket to Ride: Northern Lights
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As he had done last time the group played, Lime churned through his trains remarkably quickly catching Pine and Blue on the hop slightly. After the last few turns had been played, the bonus points were allocated with each player winning one (Lime for the most Ferry routes; Pine for the most tickets ending in the Arctic Circle and Blue connecting the most countries while nobody had any Locomotive cards at the end of the game).  Pine claimed a completed Ticket for eighteen points which he had almost completed when he drew it (AGAIN!).  Also like time, Lime finished with a nice round hundred points, and once again was pipped pipped to victory by Pine, albeit by a larger margin (ten points rather than three).

Ticket to Ride: Northern Lights
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With that over, Lime headed home, leaving Blue and Pine to kill time while waiting for one of the other games to finish.  In this, they played a little “wallet game” called Circle the Wagons.  This is a simple, quick game where players take cards from a market and add them to their player area, building a map, scoring points according to the largest areas of each terrain type and three addition scoring criteria selected at random.  These scoring criteria are printed on the reverse of the cards and are drawn at random at the start of the game.  The first bonus card drawn was “Boom or Bust which gives points for two or fewer Mines/Pickaxes, none for three to six and four or five points for seven or eight (or more).

Circle the Wagons
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The other bonus cards were Claim Jumpers which gives the player with the most Mines/Pickaxes nine points (though they lose five if their opponent as more Guns), and Bootleggers which give two points for each Beer Bottles next to a Wagon (and minus one for any not next to a Wagon).  Once the bonus cards had been picked, the remaining fifteen cards were shuffled and arranged in a circle.  The first player, in this case Pine, could then choose to either take the first card, or take another, later card, leaving any that had been skipped for his opponent, Blue, who then had the same choice.  Play continues until all the cards had been taken.

Circle the Wagons
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This time, Pine started prioritising Pickaxes, given the fact that two of the bonus points scored for them.  Blue was slow to get started with these and ultimately scored nothing for Boom and Bust and for Claim Jumpers.  She collected Beer Bottles instead and prioritised scoring for her terrain.  Blue’s thirteen points for Beer Bottles exactly matched Pine’s for his Pickaxes, though he picked up half a dozen points for his Beer as well.  Blue took six points for her Forest and four for her Plains, while Pine got five points for each of his Desert and Water terrain.  It was closer than it seemed during the game, however, with Pine finishing with thirty-five points, just three more than Blue.

Circle the Wagons
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By this time, Pink, Teal and Ivory were bringing Viticulture to a close.  This is one of the group’s most popular worker-placement games and a particular favourite amongst Pink and Teal who have been promising each other a game for months.  The game is quite simple and doesn’t really do anything fancy, it just does what it does very well.  The idea is that players are making wine, which they do by placing their workers on spaces on the central board.  Each space has a limit to how many workers can occupy it, with each player having a “Grande” worker who can muscle in anywhere.  This time, the group played with the Tuscany expansion, which adds a few little extras.

Tuscany
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Firstly, whereas the base game has essentially two seasons spring and autumn (with visitors in summer and winter), the Tuscany expansion has actions for all four seasons.  Players can also build special buildings (which give additional powers and special options for those that make the effort to build them), and claim regions to gain influence (and bonuses) which scores points at the end of the game.  The player order works slightly differently to the base game and the end of the game is triggered when someone passes twenty-five points (rather than twenty in the original game).  This time, however, nobody took advantage of the opportunity that Tuscany provides to build buildings, instead focusing on the basics of planting grapes and harvesting them.

Viticulture
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There is a now a well-known and frequently used tactic of selling a field at the start of the game to provide equity in the early part of the game.  Teal and Ivory both went down this route while Pink decided to try something else, but that didn’t go well for him.  His problems were exacerbated by his inability to get access to fulfilling orders later in the game.  Ivory started acquiring points early taking an early lead.  Teal wasn’t far behind, but never quite managed to overhaul Ivory who triggered the end of the game and finished with thirty-one points, seven more than Teal in second place.

Tuscany
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When Viticulture finished, Ivory and Teal headed home, leaving Pink to join Blue and and Pine in a couple of quick games of Botswana.  This is a sort of simple stock-holding game where players are collecting animals.  The idea is that there are five suits of animal cards, each numbered from zero to five—these are shuffled and dealt out to the players with a small number left out for ambiguity.  Matching the suits, there are five sets of five plastic animals.  Players take it in turns to play a card (any card) and then take an animal (any animal) until someone plays the sixth card in any suit.

Botswana
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When the last card is played in any suit, the game ends immediately and players score points for their animals with each animal being worth the face value of the last card played in that suit.  Thus, Zebras might have been worth five points each, right up until the last card was played which could be a zero, rendering them totally, point-less.  Somehow, it is a hard game to understand—far from random, a bit like 6 Nimmt!, it is very hard to control and manipulate the scoring in a particular direction.  This was quite evident in the two rounds played this time.

Botswana
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In the first round, Blue held a few key Elephant cards and was able to manipulate the game end to ensure they scored well.  With a couple of high scoring Lions added to her menagerie, she ended the game, ensuring she finished with thirty-five points.  It was very tight between Pink and Pine, but Pink just edged second place with twenty-two.  The second round was also close with just two points between Pink and Pine, but this time they were vying for victory.  In the end it was Pink again, this time triggering the end of the game allowing him to ensure his Leopards scored well.

Botswana
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Botswana is a lot of fun and as they packed up, there was quite a bit of chatter.  Pine pointed out that the backs of the cards said “Wildlife Safari” and wondered why.  Blue commented that there were lots of different versions, but couldn’t remember the differences.  A little bit of research shows that the game was originally released as “Flinke Pinke” and then “Quandary” and eventually “Loco!”, all with simple colour suits.  Then, in 2010, the boring colour suits were changed for animals by Eagle-Gryphon Games, who initially republished the game as “Botswana”, before increasing the size of the box and calling it “Wildlife Safari”.  Presumably this particular copy was released when small boxes were still available, but the company had run out of matching cards…

Botswana
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Meanwhile, on the next table, Cobalt had persuaded Plum and Byzantium to join him playing the rather epic-looking Nightmare Cathedral. This is a card-driven action-selection area-control game set in the fantasy world of late Polish surrealist painter and sculptor Zdzisław Beksiński. The game is adorned with his artwork and beautifully sculpted miniatures. Players control Units, which act as a resource, whilst an imposing Cathedral is built in the centre of the board. Once the Cathedral is completed, two Nightmares (out of a selection of eight) appear next to the Cathedral and can be controlled by a player on their turn if a certain condition is met. Each Nightmare, represented by a unique sculpt, has varying abilities such as converting or devouring units as they move around the map.

Nightmare Cathedral
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The game ends when a certain number of Units have been devoured, or, less likely, after completing three rounds. The winner is determined by points, which can be obtained from climbing the Ritual track, building Forts, Devouring the most Units, or completing objectives on Dream cards (the latter being the largest source of points). On a their turn, the active player selects an action with their Dreamer from one of five on the day/night action track, although they cannot select an action adjacent to their dreamer’s current space. After performing the action, other players get to follow, either Conforming or Dissenting depending on whether their dreamer is adjacent to the current action space.

Nightmare Cathedral
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The active player then moves their Dreamer to the adjacent Night space, a section of the Cathedral is built, the turn marker moves to the subsequent space and the next player takes their turn.  Each player starts with a tableau of five cards, one for each action type, that details how each action can be performed, as well as the Conform/Dissent actions. The players also have a hand of cards, which come in two forms: action Upgrades or one-time Effects; each card also contains combat symbols.  The five basic actions are: Ritual (spending/removing followers to move up the Ritual track); Summon (producing Followers); Fortify (spending Followers to Build/Upgrade Forts); Manoeuvre (moving Units and/or Shaper, performing a conversion and then initial Conflicts); Develop (playing Development cards from hand, either to Upgrade actions or gain one-time benefits).

Nightmare Cathedral
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A player controls an area if they have a Fort present, or if there is no Fort and they have the most Units in the area. The board is also populated with a “neutral” player, called The Shadows, that can participate in conflicts and be Devoured for benefits. Each area is associated with one of four symbols, with the active symbol being determined by the turn marker (which changes every turn, cycling through each symbol). Certain actions refer to these symbols, for example when moving up the Ritual track, players must spend Units from areas matching the symbol on the next level of the track, or areas marked active by the turn marker produce if that action is selected. When producing Units by marked areas, the unit is produced by the player who controls the area, not by the active player.

Nightmare Cathedral
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A player may forgo the action on the card to draw two Development cards to hand. Each player may have up to two Dream (objective) cards at any time, and may complete them on their or another player’s turn provided they match the criteria at the appropriate time as specified on the objective card.  However, they may only draw new cards at a specific point in their turn from a display. Once the Cathedral is nearly complete, the Level II Development and Dream cards are mixed in with the initial Level I cards to provide enhanced benefits and more points. When a player initiates Conflicts, they get to choose which of the valid areas the Conflict(s) occur, and they do not need to participate in the conflict themselves.

Nightmare Cathedral
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To resolve a Conflict, the two players involved reveal a number of Development cards from hand—the number determined by the number of units present in the Conflict area (plus one if they also have a Fort). Each card depicts claws and shields: a Unit is removed for each claw that was not deflected by a shield. The winner of the Conflict is the player who has a Fort remaining, or, failing that, the most Units in the area; the looser must retreat all remaining Units to adjacent areas.  Each player starts with one action upgraded, drawn at random—each player drew an upgraded summons card.

Nightmare Cathedral
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Cobalt played first, and was able to complete one of his Dream cards immediately. In the first few turns, Byzantium managed to pin Cobalt in one corner of the board, which severely limited his ability to expand and produce Units, whereas Plum was able to grow relatively peacefully on the opposite side of the board. Byzantium, and to some extent Plum, were able to make use of their expansion to move up the Ritual track. Plum was also able to expand her Forts to several areas. Cobalt was able to upgrade his forts in the limited areas he controlled, as well as draw up to the hand limit of eight development cards over the first half of the game.

Nightmare Cathedral
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During the second half of the game, after the Cathedral was built and the Nightmares came out, Cobalt was able to make use of his Development cards (especially due to a very well timed fortunate draw) to control both Nightmares in a single turn to Convert and then Devour a sufficient number of his own Units to claim a high-scoring Dream card as well as ensure he had the most Devoured units for end-game scoring.  Unfortunately, this time, the group ran out of time so had to end the game early, stopping after everyone had completed an equal number of turns (time which Byzantium used to move up the Ritual track and Plum used to built a few more Forts).

Nightmare Cathedral
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Long before the game finished, it was clear that Cobalt was miles ahead and nobody was going to catch him.  Plum held on to he Dreams for too long, while Cobalt and Byzantium were better at completing theirs.  She did manage to get a Fort in the fourth corner of the map fairly early on which gave her somewhere to spawn her Units from, though.  Ending the game early meant players didn’t get to make as much of their Upgraded Action Cards as they might have done and there were cards left in hand which could have come into play with another few more rounds. As a taster game, it proved quite different, however, and deserving of another try sometime, as long as there is time to complete it.

Nightmare Cathedral
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Learning Outcome:  You are never too old to play “Spot-the-Difference”, but that doesn’t make you good at it.