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Next Meeting, 16th September 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 16th September 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  The pub is now doing food again, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be First Empires (rules, review and instructional video).  This is a dice-driven, area movement and control game that we played a few weeks ago and found we really enjoyed.

First Empires
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of empires…

Jeff was visiting the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. He was standing at the bar when a guy in a suit approached him and said, “Did you know that one of the reasons this building has such interesting design is that they made it so that when people jump out of the window, the wind stops them from falling too fast and they just float to the ground, unhurt?”

Jeff was astonished, “No way,” he said, “Prove it!”

So, the man in the suit climbed onto the window sill and jumped out the window. A few minutes later the lift arrived and out he walked.

“See! It works!” the man in the suit said. Jeff was really impressed and before anyone could stop him, he jumped onto the window sill and lept out of the window and, after what seemed like an age to him as he accellerated rapidly, landed with a jolt in an anti-suicide net.

Back in the bar, the bartender sighed, “Superman, you really can be an idiot when you’ve been drinking!”

Deutscher Spiele Preis – 2025

The Deutscher Spiele Preis is awarded anually based on an open vote from German games clubs, gamers in German-speaking countries and people in the gaming industry.  It recognises the “Best Children’s Game” and a top ten list of the “Best Family and Adult Games”.  Although the order of the top three in each category won’t be announced until the Internationale Spieltage in Essen at the end of October, the list of winning games has been released.

Endeavor: Deep Sea
– Image by BGG contributor tobsn,
adapted by boardGOATS

The top three in the general category in alphabetical order are:

The remaining list of games in the top ten are:

  1. Castle Combo
  2. Faraway
  3. Civolution
  4. Blood on the Clocktower
  5. Slay the Spire: Das Brettspiel (aka Slay the Spire: The Board Game)
  6. Astrobienen (aka Apiary)
  7. Dune: Imperium — Uprising

The games named in the Deutscher Spiele Preis lists often intersect with the winners and nominees of the annual Spiel des Jahres Award. This time is no exception, indeed the only game in the top five Deutscher Spiele Preis list not to have recieved a Spiel des Jahres award or a nomination likely missed out because it was considered too complex.  And therein lies much of the difference between the two:  the Spiel des Jahres nominees/winners are chosen by a committee with a list of strict criteria, whereas the Deutscher Spiele Preis is more like a list of the most popular games of the preceding year, with the gaming public having a strong say.  As a result, the Deutscher Spiele Preis often includes heavier games.

Bomb Busters
– Image by BGG contributor spiritraw,
adapted by boardGOATS

The top three children’s games (again in alphabetical order) are, Cascadia Junior, Die kleinen Alchemisten (aka Little Alchemists), and Die Sandburgen von Burgund (aka The Sandcastles of Burgundy).  The order of the top three in both categories will be announced at the press conference on Wednesday 22nd October; congratulations to everyone on the list.

Deutscher Spielepries 2025 Logo
– Image from
spiel-essen.com

 

Next Meeting, 2nd September 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 2nd September 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub is now doing food again, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Parachute Panda (one review and another review).  This is a light, fun little filler game with a bit of take that, cute artwork and, of course, lots of pandas…

Parachute Panda
– Image by BGG Contributor W. Eric Martin, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of pandas…

Jeff walked into a bar with his pet panda. It was about 5pm, but they were ready for a good night of drinking. They started slowly, watching the Magpies play on the TV, drinking beer and eating peanuts. As the night went on, they moved to mixed drinks, and then shots, necking one after another. Finally, the barman called, “Last orders,” so, Jeff went to the bar one last time.

“One more for me… and one more for my panda,” he asked. The barman set them up and Jeff and the Panda knocked them back. Suddenly, after one drink too many, the panda collapsed in a heap on the floor. Jeff left some cash on the bar, put his coat on and headed for the door.

The barman called after him, “Hey you can’t just leave that lyin’ there…”

To which Jeff replied, “Don’t be daft—that’s not a lion, it’s a panda…!”

Next Meeting, 19th August 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 19th August 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub is now doing “basket meals”, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Critter Kitchen (rulesreview and tutorial video).  This is a worker placement and programming game where players take on the role of restaurateurs competing in food challenges, and planning an epic meal to impress a celebrity food critic.

Critter Kitchen
– Image from facebook.com, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of restaurants…

Jeff and Joe were having a chat over a pint, when out of the blue, Jeff suddenly said, “I really love meatballs, in fact, I love them so much that I’m planning to open a Swedish restaurant.”

Joe, was a little taken aback, but after a moment or two considering, replied, “I like them too, but it’s a bit of a stretch to open a restaurant to get them.  In any case, where are you going to find a Swedish chef?”

“Oh,” replied Jeff, “My chef won’t actually be Swedish—do you think anyone will notice I’m using an artificial Swedener on my food?”

Next Meeting, 5th August 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 5th August 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub has now started doing “basket meals”, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Cubed (rulesreview and how-to-play video).  This is a very simple, sort of 3D, hexagonal/trioominoes domino game which plays relatively quickly and, at least in theory, with a lot of players.

Cubed
– Image from cubedthegame.com, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of Dominoes…

Jeff had been having a drink in Faringdon after work.  As he left the Old Crown in the Market place, a sign caught his eye and he went into the shop to find out more.

“Your sign outside says three strippers for £4.99,” said Jeff. “Are we talking topless or fully nude here please?”

“Sir,” replied the guy behind the counter, “This is Domino’s Pizza—they’re chicken strippers.”

“Ahhh…” Jeff responded.  “OK, now the pricing makes sense… How long is each dance please?”

Next Meeting, 22nd July 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 22nd July 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Following a recent change of hands, the pub has just started doing “basket meals”, so those that will be eating will be arriving from around 6.30pm.

This week, to mark the announcement of the Spiel des Jahres winners, the “Feature Game” will be Looot (rules, review, how-to-play video).  This is a resource collection and management game where players take on the role of Vikings conquering new territory and building their village.

Looot
– Image by boardGOATS

And speaking of Vikings…

Jeff was working in a fancy-dress shop, so when he and his mates decided to form a disco pop band they each chose a costume. Jeff dressed up as Viking, Joe as a Caribbean pirate, Jim as a Mongol, Jon as a Bedouin raider, Jack as a Spanish conquistador.

The called themselves The Pillage People…

Spiel des Jahres Winners – 2025

Last weekend, this year’s Spiel des Jahres (German Game of the Year) winner was announced as Bomb Busters, by Hisashi Hayashi, the designer of Trains, MetroX (aka Voll Verplant), String Railway and Yokohama.  Based on the earlier Bomb Squad by the same designer, this is a cooperative, card driven game, where players work together to try to defuse a bomb before it explodes.  Players begin with a hand of numbered Wire cards (four each, numbered one to twelve) and then take turns pointing at each others’ wires and guessing their values.  Correct guesses lead to wires being cut, incorrect guesses and the detonator advances…

Bomb Busters
– Adapted from image by BGG contributor spiritraw

The winners of the Kinderspiel des Jahres (Children’s Game) and the Kennerspiel des Jahres (“Expert” or “Connoisseur’s” Game) were announced at the same time. The Kinderspiel des Jahres went to Topp die Torte!, which is a tile laying game by Wolfgang Warsch—a previous winner of the Kennerspiel de Jahres in 2018 with Die Quacksalber von Quedlinburg (aka The Quacks of Quedlinburg) and designer of The Mind, Ganz Schön Clever and Quacks & Co., all of which have received recognition from the jury in recent years.  This year, the Kennerspiel des Jahres award went to Endeavor: Deep Sea by New Zealand designers Carl de Visser and Jarratt Gray, a game where players explore the deep sea using the action mechanism from Endeavour: Age of Sail (and its predecessor Endeavor).

Endeavor: Deep Sea
– Image from kickstarter.com

Endeavor: Deep Sea can be played competitively or cooperatively with up to five players (using the Deluxe edition). This means that as last year, both the “senior awards” have gone to cooperative games.  Indeed, the last four Spiel des Jahres awards (Sky Team, Dorfromantic, MicroMacro and Just One) and three of the last five Kennerspiel awards (Paleo and The Crew as well as e-Mission/Daybreak) have gone to cooperative games.  This style of game is clearly very popular with families (where arguments are often best avoided), but can be less so with more traditional gamers who prefer a bit of competition.  As such, cooperative games very much have the “Marmite Factor”, but in such cases, the nominees and recommended lists cater for every taste, with games like Looot, Castle Combo, Faraway and Flip 7.

Bomb Busters
– Image from spiel-des-jahres.de

Next Meeting, 8th July 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 8th July 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be the the shiny new game, Emberleaf (rules, rules summary, short review, three minute overview video, longer how-to-play video).  This is a “card dancing” (explanation video) and tile placement game from the same stable as The Isle of Cats.

Emberleaf
– Image from kickstarter.com, adapted by boardGOATS

And speaking of dancing…

Jeff and Joe were at the village festival watching the dog show.  Unusually, as well as the usual categories of “waggiest tail” and “cutest puppy”, there was also “best dancer”.  Thinking he might be in with a chance, Jeff entered his three-legged spaniel puppy, Elvis.

Joe was was a bit puzzled as Elvis was really a very happy dog and really quite cute.  So he asked, “Jeff, why did you choose to enter Elvis in the “best dancer” category, when he’s such a waggy dog and really very cute.  With his, um, “impairment”, surely he’d be in with a better chance in one of the other categories?”

“Nah,” replied Jeff, “He’s gonna win the dancing category, because all the other dogs have two left feet…”

Next Meeting, 10th June 2025

Our next meeting will be on Tuesday 10th June 2025.  As usual, we will start playing shorter games from 7.30pm as people arrive, until 8pm when we will start something a little longer.  Due to a recent change of hands, the pub is NOT doing food at the moment.

This week, the “Feature Game” will be Sierra (rules).  This is a shiny new game about traveling the Andes that received a UK preview at UK Games Expo ten days ago.  As we have a pre-release copy (flown in specially), we thought we’d take advantage of it to give the game an outing.

Sierra
– Image from philibertnet.com

And speaking of The Andes…

Jeff and Joe were enjoying a drink one evening when Jeff mused, “Whenever you see photos of people in the Andes they are always dressed in woolly ponchos, why do you think that is?”

His mate replied, “I dunno, perhaps because that place is Chile…?”

UK Games Expo 2025

Friday was the first day of the eighteenth UK Games Expo at the NEC in Birmingham.  It is bigger than ever, and it is rumoured that it is fifty percent bigger than last year.  In truth, though it is difficult to tell, as the organisers had to move out of Hall 1 (apparently to accommodate Tesla who then cancelled), putting all the stands on a single level spread over a large, more or less continuous space.  So this year, it just feels, very… large.  Additionally, There are the now regular attendance of the Vikings and Romans camping by the lake, but fewer cosplayers, or maybe they are just more spread out…

UKGE 2025
– Image by boardGOATS

Although there are some new releases, the focus of UK Games Expo this year, as always, is the current games and open gaming (both in the halls and at the nearby Hilton).  There are also organised play-testing and tournaments, with plenty of game-related geek-fare, like puzzles, furniture, clothing, jewelry, nick-nacks and other sundries.  Indeed, there are more cool dice available to see and buy than most “normal” people would ever believe!

UKGE 2025
– Image by boardGOATS

Most games companies have a stand at UKGE, some with sales, some just demoing and many with both.  A new innovation this year is the collectable pin badges. A variant of these is the live-action Catan game, where attendees can acquire a starter set of resource button badges to trade.  Collecting a full set of five, enables the owners to claim a sixth from the stand.  This game was remarkably evocative of a real game of Settlers, with players desperate to find wood for their large pile of sheep!

UKGE 2025
– Image by boardGOATS

There are lots of opportunities to play demo games, both old and new.  New games include The Hanging Gardens and Critter Kitchen while slightly older games on display include Panda Panda, River Valley Glassworks and Harmonies.  There are also expansions and variants of old favourites, including the Grand Tour expansion for Snowdonia, the upcoming expansion for Shackleton Base, the award winning Heavy Rain expansion for Heat, the Athena expansion to Akroplolis, the new Lodges expansion for Kavango, and the Correspondence expansion for In the Footsteps of Darwin.

Harmonies
Panda Panda
Snowdonia: Grand Tour
– Images by boardGOATS

This year, about half of the boardGOATS are making the trip to the NEC in Birmingham, some for one day some for more, with others working on stands or at the Play Testing.  The event is so vast now though that you can no-longer guarantee accidentally bumping into people you know, but SMS is a great way to communicate onsite.  The event is great fun and well worth a visit.  UK Games Expo continues at the NEC in Birmingham until 4pm Sunday 1st June.

UKGE 2025
– Image by boardGOATS